My Boyfriend has a new lady in his life and we’re
battling for position of number one gal! She’s sometimes referred to as the
first wife but I can assure you that I’ll be the one with the ring on my
finger! She’s mean and beastly, yet seems to attract the attention of all the
boys. She’s rowdy and unruly if you get on her bad side and creates an eyeball
wherever she goes. We are currently in a love triangle and I do not like it!
She can be identified by the following features:
Name: Ford Focus ST
Model: 2010
Color: Orange (with just the right amount of sparkle)
Horse power: 181 kW
Torque: 320Nm
Registration: Reinald-ZN
Model: 2010
Color: Orange (with just the right amount of sparkle)
Horse power: 181 kW
Torque: 320Nm
Registration: Reinald-ZN
That is about all the information I can give you
without confusing myself with the lingo. Decat, downpipe, intercooler, light
poles, top end, bust ups and dyno are all familiar words to me. However I
cannot use them in a sentence as well as my boyfriend and his friends do.
Sometimes, listening to their conversations about cars is like watching a movie
dubbed in Mandarin.
I cannot explain the relationship between a man and his beloved car. Neither can I explain the big eyed, zone-out, dumbstruck look when he hears the roar of a performance car ready to show-off her dance moves. If I had to guess I would say that the experience is similar to what women feel when we see an amazing pair of shoes that screams ‘buy me, buy me’!
With all that said, I must admit that I do enjoy having the beastly beauty around. My boyfriend enjoys her just as much… actually a whole more! I have accepted her as part of our relationship, purely because she is now a fancy accessory and her orange glow adds the perfect hue to my selfies .We have shared many exciting times together. Selfies were taken, bust up were done and memories were made. The fiery lady has also been to a few events (Thanks to the Durban ST Crew) and she got to shake what her mama gave her!
I cannot explain the relationship between a man and his beloved car. Neither can I explain the big eyed, zone-out, dumbstruck look when he hears the roar of a performance car ready to show-off her dance moves. If I had to guess I would say that the experience is similar to what women feel when we see an amazing pair of shoes that screams ‘buy me, buy me’!
With all that said, I must admit that I do enjoy having the beastly beauty around. My boyfriend enjoys her just as much… actually a whole more! I have accepted her as part of our relationship, purely because she is now a fancy accessory and her orange glow adds the perfect hue to my selfies .We have shared many exciting times together. Selfies were taken, bust up were done and memories were made. The fiery lady has also been to a few events (Thanks to the Durban ST Crew) and she got to shake what her mama gave her!
This post
is dedicated to my dear Boyfriend, who celebrates his birthday today.
Considering his attachment to this SECOND love I have included her as part of
the celebration.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY My Sweet! I wish you many years of Love, happiness,
health (stop drinking all that coke), wealth and amazing sport cars!
Love
Your number one gal
Your number one gal
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| Happy Birthday :) |
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| Her first day. |
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| Out and about with some friends. |
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| ST bond. |
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| ST Breakfast Run. |
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| Looking awesome at the ST Breakfast Run. |
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| ST Charity Run. |
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| Looking awesome at the ST charity Run. |
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